A Dream Board


I love all my boards, but its a fact that some are more fun than others. For those who don't own a variety of boards, I am going to share with you: My Dream Board.

Deck: Any brand name deck with graphics you enjoy (If you get an ugly one, it will haunt you in your dreams.) I am not good enough to tell the difference between all the decks besides their width, but I highly recommend a brand name deck. They all feel the same to me, so it doesn't really matter which brand. Although brand names are more expensive than blank decks, they really are worth the money.  mmmm... here are some great boards to show off to your parents.
http://www.bonza.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/skaffs_decks.jpg
Trucks: For my entire skateboarding experience, my favorite trucks have been independent trucks. They're light, indestructible, and they actually turn (a feature many trucks lack even though that's what they're made for). I am not currently using a set because it's so good that somebody stole mine.
http://www.skate-shack.net/images/products/medium/1267712681-73951100.jpg
Wheels: Powell Wings 56 mm. These are my favorite wheels because they are small, which make for easy board flipping, but they're also soft which is great for cruising. The bones wheels I have are hard as rock and although they're also good for flipping, they make a ton of noise and easily get caught on loose gravel when not used in a skate park.

With soft wheels, you can skate around at night without waking all of your neighbours. they also "stick" to the ground pretty well, which can be useful if traveling on slightly wet roads.

A long time ago, my dream board was the Loaded Ceviche, but after actually trying a friend's, I came to the conclusion that the best setup doesn't have to be expensive. 

Small, Medium, Large

Ive owned one of those tiny penny boards for a while now.

Point being, I want to share my boards and talk about which ones I like the most.

In my arsenal, there are 4 boards that I most commonly use.

There is a penny board,
an 8.4" enjoi board with destructo superlite trucks and PP AT wheels,
an 7.75" moose blank deck with destructo D2 trucks and bones wheels,
and a loaded tan tien.
(same order top to bottom in picture)

The oldest deck award goes to : Moose blank deck.
The most comfortable award goes to : loaded tan tien.
Most compliments board: penny.
All around best setup: enjoi.

Lets start with the board that I end up using the least: Loaded Tan Tien. Don't get me wrong. I use it the least, but it is not a bad board at all. The thing is made from bamboo! so exotic. I got a flex 2 and I'm 130 lbs and this thing is very comfortable to ride. It's the best board I have for going downhill, but that is not something I do very often, which is why it doesn't see much use.  Compared to all the other boards I have, this board is an oil tanker. It is huge, heavy, and has a fairly large turning radius. Having a very small tail doesn't help either.

Next is the penny board.  Everywhere I go, all people ever say to me is "Such a cute board! It's so tiny!"...  not sure if you guys enjoy getting compliments like that... BUT, there are some advantages of being small. You can practically take it anywhere with you. The tiny board actually flexes, which is nice and it is definitely lots of fun to pump. There are a few things that could be improved with this board. First off, the tail could be bigger. It's very small (what do you expect?) and with the lack of griptape, sometimes I feel my back leg will slide off and i'll end up doing the splits. Second, the board gets dirty really easily. It might be because I got the glow in the dark color, but grime gets easily stuck in the poorly designed grip texture.

The blank skateboard...my throw-around board. The deck cost $5, but I'm having trouble destroying it. I use it to practice tricks and I mostly take it to the skatepark. It has hard bones wheels, so it makes a lot of noise and I never ride it on rough surfaces. I feel like having a designated board to take all your anger out on is a good idea. If I treated the penny the way I treat the poor yellow blank... the horrors...

My current favorite: the rainbow enjoi board. This is the first 8.4" deck i've ever owned. To be honest, I'm not a fan. It feels like a giant plank compared to the 7.75". Reasons it is my favorite:
bi-directional. - not too big, not too small - small soft wheels for all-terrain - great for flatland flipping - has a panda.

And there you have it. Those are my boards.

Trifecta

HELLO WORLD

Don’t you hate it when you get all snuggly in your comfy chair ready to read a book and then off in the distance you hear the faint noise of a jackhammer? Chigachigachigachiga. You put it off and keep reading, but then the sound only gets louder and closer. When it gets so loud that you can’t concentrate, you look out your window and see a skateboarder roll by. His wheels make annoying clicking sounds as they run over every bump on the road.

As you watch, he attempts to pop-shuvit onto a sidewalk, producing a "boink" sound that resonates through your room. The boarder spins his deck 180 degrees under his feet, but he doesn’t jump high enough. The board makes a bunch of clacking noises as it gets caught on the curb. Then, when you hope he will just walk away, he starts cursing at his board and at everything around him. You’re thinking to yourself, Boo Hoo, I just want to read my book.

I used to be that person … the one in the room reading the book. I would wonder how skateboarders could have fun “terrorizing” the community. They seemed to always be causing public disturbance and being super emo. That didn’t seem like much fun ...Well, it didn't until I went to college. Skateboarding became so cool all of a sudden. Being emo still didn't.

Once upon a time, I was a freshman in college and I had a crazy  roommate. I have him to thank for getting me interested in skateboarding. My roommate's name was Felix, and he taught me my first trick on a skateboard. 

The trick Felix taught me was the ollie, which is demonstrated in the picture above.  

The first time I saw Felix jump with his skateboard, I was amazed. I had never actually seen anyone ollie in real life. Only in videos.
I asked him to show me the trick again. 

As I observed closely the second time, it looked as if the board were glued to his feet. How was that possible? Everytime I've tried, the board remained on the ground. 

When he explained the ollie to me, I was dumbfounded by its complexity. The simple trick of jumping on a skateboard involved perfect placement of the body, flawless foot movement, and perfect timing as well. In order to pick the board off the ground, you have to create friction between your shoes and the griptape while you jump.

That day, I made it a goal to eventually learn the ollie.This process of learning the most elementary skateboard trick helped me gain a new respect for skateboarders. It took me 6 months - 6 MONTHS - of skateboarding before I finally did it. Continuously falling made my wrists painful for many weeks, but when I finally performed my first ollie, I was really glad I didn’t quit in the process. 

After I learned the trick, I wanted to learn more and a snowball effect started. I underestimated how much fun a person could have with a piece of wood and 4 wheels. I literally had to put myself in a skateboarder’s shoes to realize what the big commotion was about for board sports. I eventually got addicted to surfing, snowboarding, windsurfing, kitesurfing, snakeboarding, and even ripsticking for a while. I am making this blog because I think it would be interesting to share my experiences with other boarders and non-boarders, who wonder why we do the things we do. I welcome you all to Get Board!

 Profile

        I hate reading. 0_0 My favorite blogs are the ones with very little text, a lot of pictures, and a lot of videos. I must have been out of my mind when I typed “Snowboard blog” into google search. 
        Regardless, I came across a blog called SMSSnowboarding.  I was looking for a blog similar to mine, but I ended up finding something even better! This blog had just the right amount of reading material, a bunch of pictures, and some videos.
From a quick scroll through the blog, I saw pictures of skateboarders, surfers, and snowboarders. Here and there, I saw a couple of homemade videos that seemed to be of kids participating in the various sports. 

Reading through the front page, I was a bit confused on the purpose of the blog. Some posts were about skateboarding in an indoor park. Others were about snowboarding competitions from last year. There were also a lot of pictures of kids with medals from various competitions. The text didn't really help. Most of the writing was just explaning what was happening in each of the pictures. There didn't seem to be a connection between the blog posts.  I was beginning to wonder...

Was it the blog of a snowboarding company? No… they didn’t seem like they were selling anything. Was it just someone sharing pictures of themselves and their family? No… There were too many authors to count (too many kids too)! Some posts were written by some guy named Dave, others written by Ross Powers, and occasionally, Ian Kirk would show up to write a few.  A combination of families perhaps? Possibly.
 After reading all their posts on the first page, I noticed the blog archive at the bottom of the page. This blog has made 300+ posts since 2008. A very active blog, in my opinion. It averages ~100 posts per year and is especially active during the winter season. I decided to take a look at the Hello World post they made back in 2008.  Right off the bat, all my questions were answered: "Welcome to the Stratton Mt School Snowboard Team Blog."
Impressive. From what I saw on their front page, they must have a really massive snowboard team with well over fifty members. As I continued reading their first post, I discovered that this snowboard team is really hardcore and the members are apparently very well known. 
 My curiosity eventually led me to the Stratton Mountain School website.
 A school dedicated to winter sports? Do my eyes deceive me? A school dedicated to winter sports? "Alrighty class, by tomorrow, I want you all to show me a clean backflip off the 4 foot ramp."

 Who wouldn't want that for homework? I knew that somewhere in the world, there were powerhouses that pump out Olympic athletes, but ... there is no explanation for how awestruck I am. This school has created more than 36 olympians and 7 of them competed in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Canada. I would love to attend this school.  If only...
Going back to the blog, everything made much more sense. The kids were training in the skatepark and the pictures are records of all the competitions they have participated in. 
Although this blog doesn't look like it is directed to average readers like me, I find it fascinating. It's most likely directed at parents, fans, and scouts to keep up with the progress of the students. My blog just shares my experiences and random thoughts, but when I start competing in events, I will definitely be posting about it.

Voice 

When I browse the internet for skateboard-related news, the most interesting results are always the YouTube videos. 

Once in a while, i'll run into an article interviewing a pro skater, but these always fail at keeping my attention. I'll just end up YouTubing the pros anyways. Who cares how they got into skateboarding? They're good at it and I wanna see what they can do!

        Over the course of making my blog, I've realized that I've kind of run out of things to say about skateboarding. I can encourage readers to try my suggestions and to go out and skateboard, but do people really want to read about it? 


         If I wanted to learn something, I would prefer if somebody showed me how.


         In my attempts to find a blog similar to mine, I came across this. 



I came across this blog post after looking up "Funny Skateboarding blog" in google.  I feel that skateboard news is most interesting when it is lighthearted and silly as opposed to serious and informative. However silly the author is willing to be on the internet, the more ill enjoy what they have to say. For example, one of my favorite sites to visit when I'm bored is Christwire. They have some articles that I think are just the funniest things I've ever read, but unfortunately there isn't much there concerning skateboarding.
 
        Anyways, when I discovered this article, the first thing I saw was the Rick Howard YouTube video peeking out from the bottom of the screen. More videos? Sorry, Rick. Maybe another day. I was about to
press the back button when I noticed that this article has ... an introduction paragraph! A skateboarding blog with WORDS? Amazing!

         In the intro, the author, Jay R, said something along the lines of:  Skateboarding is becoming too serious...blah blah... Check out these hilarious skateboarders that I adore!
  
I tried to imagine the process of creating this blog post. I picture the writer sitting at his computer, drooling over the videos he's trying to post. Mhmm. interesting video. What was I writing about again? Oh yeah. Skateboarding is getting too serious. So..."Rick Howard has always done things with a smile on his face..." that should do it... NEXT VIDEO.

OK, maybe Ray deserves some credit. I'll admit some of the videos were pretty hilarious ridiculous...Like the Jimmy Carlin one.


But, let's get back to the author's voice. One thing I really noticed in the post was that this guy likes to say "dudes" a lot. It's even in the title of his post. 

This habit definitely gives me a sense of how the guy talks. I'm not sure if I know anyone that says "dudes" as often as this guy. Notice that he doesn't say duuude, but ends with the "s." This gives me the image that he isn't the stereotypical cottonmouth, but just a really chill guy.  

From the rest of the post, there are many subtle details that give me the sense that this author is care-free (The penis joke when talking about Mike Mo, Really?)  and immature (in a good way). The whole time, Ray's just trying to convince us that at the end of the day, we're just riding a toy and skateboarding should not be taken so seriously.


When the author talks about his skateboarding heroes, I also get a sense that he is extremely informed in the world of skateboarding. He knows everybodys' sponsors, their most notable feats, and even their nicknames. I learned a few things from Ray. Who knew Jerry Hsu had a phone blog called NaziGold?


Although not really his "voice," I also got a really good glimpse of his sense of humor through the various videos he shared. I didn't get the chance to watch them all, but I feel he put this post together pretty well.

Too bad this is only one blog post out of millions that has a "voice" or words at all.

Cleaning my Bearings

Hello class,
Today we will be learning how to clean the bearings for your precious skateboards.
This is pretty much the only thing you need to take care of on your board. All the other parts should take care of themselves (unless they're broken...).

Bearings tend to freeze up, but that doesn't mean you should throw them away. With a simple 20 minute cleaning, they should become good as new. If they still don't work, you should cry and make jewelry for your mom.

Alright, if you're ready to begin, go crank up your speakers and get gloves if you are a freak. This shit's about to get messy.

For our demonstration, we shall use Fabio's disgusting bearings:





OK, I guess they're not that disgusting...






I hope you all know how to pry off the bearings from your wheels.
Actually, before we start, here is a list of stuff we'll be using:

1) Nail polish remover or any kind of paint thinner. I use acetone because it starts with an A and comes first in the paint thinner aisle.

2) A container to hold your dirty bearings and your paint thinner. A bowl will do. I use a special Bones Bearing Cleaner because its awesome and I can.


3) Lube for the bearings after they've been cleaned.


4) Thumbtack or needle.


OK. After you get all those things, you'll want to remove the shields from your bearings. It's the only rubbery thing on your bearings, so they shouldn't be too hard to find... I prefer to permanently leave my shields off, but the downside to that is that my bearings get dirtier faster.


To remove them, I like to use a thumbtack. It's almost as if thumbtacks were made for this sole purpose. Their little bulb is the perfect leverage point. If you don't have one, use your sharp/thin weapon of choice to pry the shields off the bearings. It shouldn't be too different.

When all the shields have been removed, you can rinse the dirt off with water. If you want to keep your shields, just be careful you don't drop them into the drain ... I have never done this, but I feel compelled to warn you.

People actually drop things in there? how clumsy...


After you've washed the shields, leave them on the side to dry.


Now, put your bearings in your bearing cleaning container or bowl.
I like to leave the balls facing down so that all the dirt particles can fall out.
 THen, add your paint thinner to your bowl.

How much?
Iv'e found it more efficient to use less, but to repeat the cleaning cycle multiple times.

For a bowl, add enough to completely cover the bearings.

 For a special bones cleaner bottle, I add
about 1 centimeter of liquid.
(sorry, too lazy to calculate volume)

THEN, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.

For a bowl, swish side to side.
For the Bones container, you might want to put a ShakeWeight in your other hand for a balanced workout.

After, you should get dirty liquid.

Dump out the paint thinner and add more if you want to keep cleaning. 


We have basically dissolved all the grease and oil, so continuing to clean is not really necessary. Just spin them in your fingers to see if they work.

Remove your bearings from the solution and let them dry. Should take about 2 minutes.

Now comes the oiling part! yay! Make sure that the bearings are dry.

For the oiling, I've been told that the world comes closer to an end every time somebody uses WD-40...So...dont use it.

Use lubricants like Bones Speed Cream or Triflow.

Just stack up your bearings like pancakes and spray away with lube.
JUST KIDDING. Each bearing only needs 2-3 drops of lubricant. 


After it's been all lubed up, you can put your shields back on your bearings if you haven't washed them down the drain. They pop right back into the bearings if they aren't bent. Just make sure they're dry so they don't make your bearings rust.

 Pop your oily bearings back into your wheels and go pet your dog to get rid of all that oil and dirt on your hands.



A Skateboarding Blog with Voice. Is it Possible?

When I browse the internet for skateboard-related news, the most interesting results are always the YouTube videos. 

Once in a while, i'll run into an article interviewing a pro skater, but these always fail at keeping my attention. I'll just end up YouTubing the pros anyways. Who cares how they got into skateboarding? They're good at it and I wanna see what they can do!

Over the course of making my blog, I've realized that I've kind of run out of things to say about skateboarding. I can encourage readers to try my suggestions and to go out and skateboard, but do people really want to read about it? 


If I wanted to learn something, I would prefer if somebody showed me how.


In my attempts to find a blog similar to mine, I came across this. 




I came across this blog post after looking up "Funny Skateboarding blog" in google.  I feel that skateboard news is most interesting when it is lighthearted and silly as opposed to serious and informative. However silly the author is willing to be on the internet, the more ill enjoy what they have to say. For example, one of my favorite sites to visit when I'm bored is Christwire. They have some articles that I think are just the funniest things I've ever read, but unfortunately there isn't much there concerning skateboarding.
 
Anyways, when I discovered this article, the first thing I saw was the Rick Howard YouTube video peeking out from the bottom of the screen. More videos? Sorry, Rick. Maybe another day. I was about to
press the back button when I noticed that this article has ... an introduction paragraph! A skateboarding blog with WORDS? Amazing!

In the intro, the author, Jay R, said something along the lines of:  Skateboarding is becoming too serious...blah blah... Check out these hilarious skateboarders that I adore!
  
I tried to imagine the process of creating this blog post. I picture the writer sitting at his computer, drooling over the videos he's trying to post. Mhmm. interesting video. What was I writing about again? Oh yeah. Skateboarding is getting too serious. So..."Rick Howard has always done things with a smile on his face..." that should do it... NEXT VIDEO.

OK, maybe Ray deserves some credit. I'll admit some of the videos were pretty hilarious ridiculous...Like the Jimmy Carlin one.


But, let's get back to the author's voice. One thing I really noticed in the post was that this guy likes to say "dudes" a lot. It's even in the title of his post. 


This habit definitely gives me a sense of how the guy talks. I'm not sure if I know anyone that says "dudes" as often as this guy. Notice that he doesn't say duuude, but ends with the "s." This gives me the image that he isn't the stereotypical cottonmouth, but just a really chill guy.  

From the rest of the post, there are many subtle details that give me the sense that this author is care-free (The penis joke when talking about Mike Mo, Really?)  and immature (in a good way). The whole time, Ray's just trying to convince us that at the end of the day, we're just riding a toy and skateboarding should not be taken so seriously.


When the author talks about his skateboarding heroes, I also get a sense that he is extremely informed in the world of skateboarding. He knows everybodys' sponsors, their most notable feats, and even their nicknames. I learned a few things from Ray. Who knew Jerry Hsu had a phone blog called NaziGold?


Although not really his "voice," I also got a really good glimpse of his sense of humor through the various videos he shared. I didn't get the chance to watch them all, but I feel he put this post together pretty well.

Too bad this is only one blog post out of millions that has a "voice" or words at all.

Profiling a blog


     Look! Pictures!
 
Feast your eyes on pictures of people falling, of people snowboarding, and of people having a great time. 0_0 . Interested? OK, maybe that wasn’t so successful, but MY favorite blogs are the ones with very little text, a lot of pictures, and a lot of videos. I must have been out of my mind when I typed “Snowboard blog” into google search.

Regardless, I came across a blog called SMSSnowboarding.  I was looking for a blog similar to mine, but I ended up finding something even better! This blog had just the right amount of reading material, a bunch of pictures, and some videos.

From a quick scroll through the blog, I saw pictures of skateboarders, surfers, and snowboarders. Here and there, I saw a couple of homemade videos that seemed to be of kids participating in the various sports.

Reading through the front page, I was a bit confused on the purpose of the blog. Some posts were about skateboarding in an indoor park. Others were about snowboarding competitions from last year. There were also a lot of pictures of kids with medals from various competitions. The text didn't really help. Most of the writing just explained what was happening in each of the pictures. There didn't seem to be a connection between the blog posts.  I was beginning to wonder...

Was it the blog of a snowboarding company? No… they didn’t seem like they were selling anything. Was it just someone sharing pictures of themselves and their family? No… There were too many authors to count (too many kids too)! Some posts were written by some guy named Dave, others written by Ross Powers, and occasionally, Ian Kirk would show up to write a few.  A combination of families perhaps? Possibly.

After reading all their posts on the first page, I noticed the blog archive at the bottom of the page. This blog has made 300+ posts since 2008. A very active blog, in my opinion. It averages ~100 posts per year and is especially active during the winter season. I decided to take a look at the Hello World post they made back in 2008.  Right off the bat, all my questions were answered: "Welcome to the Stratton Mt School Snowboard Team Blog."
Impressive. From the pictures I saw on their front page, they must have a really massive snowboard team with well over fifty members. As I continued reading their first post, I discovered that this snowboard team is really hardcore and the members are apparently very well known.

My curiosity eventually led me to the Stratton Mountain School website. A school dedicated to winter sports? Do my eyes deceive me? A school dedicated to winter sports? "Alrighty class, by tomorrow, I want you all to show me a clean backflip off the 4 foot ramp."

Who wouldn't want that for homework? I knew that somewhere in the world, there were powerhouses that pump out Olympic athletes, but ... there is no explanation for how awestruck I am. This school has created more than 36 olympians and 7 of them competed in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Canada. I would love to attend this school.  If only...

Aside from my new dreams,  everything now made much more sense. The kids were training in the skatepark and the pictures are records of all the competitions they have participated in.
Although this blog doesn't look like it is directed to average readers like me, I find it fascinating. It's most likely directed at parents, fans, and scouts to keep up with the progress of the students.

We blog about the same sports, but the content in our blogs is unique. SMS snowboarding shares about the competitions their kids win while I just share about my experiences and random thoughts. Maybe one day I will get my chance to post and brag about all the competitions I win. =D

Snowboarders unite!



Today I met an interesting man named Paul Burney. Who is this, you ask? Well, I’m not entirely sure either. I actually don’t know if he is interesting at all, but I do know that he loves snowboarding and snow sports. I met Mr. Burney on Diigo, a social bookmarking website. 
The way we met was quite interesting. I was all alone on the internet, watching my favorite snowboarding videos, when out of the corner of my eye, I see Mr. Burney. We were both at the Angry Snowboarder store. I was in the video aisle and he was in the snowboarding gear section. I notice that we are the only two people in this store, so I decide to have a peek at what Mr. Burney is looking at. He’s checking out really ugly helmets and stuff. I already own a helmet so I’m not interested in getting another.  As I make my way out of the store after freeloading on all the videos, Mr. Burney unknowingly drops his wallet. Instead of being a Good Samaritan, I decide to take advantage of the oblivious Mr. Burney. Unfortunately, there is no money. Just a bunch of receipts. Receipts for ugly snowboard boots, ugly goggles, and ugly ass clothing. I’m thinking this is the lamest guy I’ve ever met until I notice a plane ticket to Sainte Foy, France. With the ticket in hand, I bolt out of the store never to see Mr. Burney again.
You must be thinking I’m a liar, but I’m not. This really is the way we met.  Diigo is a social bookmarking website and Mr. Burney, as I have discovered, is part of a group called Snowboarding group. I started following this man because I saw a comment he made in one of the Snowboarding group's threads. He commented that one of his favorite places to snowboard was in Jasna, Slovakia. As I continued reading, I came across pictures of Sainte Foy that made me fall in love instantly. Mr. Burney is quite active in the Snowboard group. He's made approximately 10 snowboard-related bookmarks, but he has hundreds in total. Snowboarding is only one of his many hobbies, but from his snowboarding bookmarks, I've already found a few websites that I will enjoy.
Because of Mr. Burney, I've discovered an Insider's Guide to Secret Ski Resorts and also a Snowboard Length Calculator that calculates the best snowboard dimensions based on your physical weight and size. I actually have much to thank Mr. Burney for, so if you have caught me, I apologize for stealing your plane tickets.